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Holding in a large shit for the longest time possible and then running to the closest person bending them over and excreting in their asshole giving them a warm and tingly sensation. Only in New Zealand
Stu: Yo i gave my wife a New Zealand nuke last night!
Brendan: No way me too and she loved it
this doesnt have to happen on the shitter(toilet), but it does have to happen at the same time. The pukin part would be throwin up like shit fuck crazy, and the nukin part is when your on the shitter, you shit like crazy, unlike any other; you blow up the motherfuckin toilet with shit like james woods in Scray Movie 2.
I had to puke n nuke the toilet last night from all that drinking. Felt like Nagasaki and Hiroshima up in that mother.
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A common combination of killstreaks in Modern Warfare 2.
With this, the player earns 7 kill for a Harrirer. This gets him the necessary 4 kills to gte a Chopper Gunner. With the right tactics, you can easily get the needed 14 kills for a nuke.
NOTE: doesn't guarantee a nuke everytime
"Capain Schpack is 6-0!"
"Someone kill him!"
"I tried. he got me!"
"Shit, man he's got that Harri-Chop-Nuke combo on"
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This term, coined by the legendary Jim Crow of the LNHN, expresses a major victory in getting girl by your unparalleled "mac daddy" nature.
It was originally derived from "tactical nuke", a 25 kill streak award in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that kills everything and assures complete victory.
Thus, when you call in a "mac-tical nuke", you get that girl to want your dick.
Jane: Hey Joe, what's up!
Joe: Not much bitch, what are you doing tonight? Wanna suck my dick?
Jane: Sure, I'd love to!
Joe (to friend): Mike, I just called in a mac-tical nuke on some dumb bitch!
Mike: Very nice, I get some assist points for that though.
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Slang for Bible /other holy books, such as the Qu'ran. Can also be used in the context of a rare book or any book with important meaning, such as Guide to Life, the Universe, and Everything!
"Yo, you got the nuke in your car?" said the Christian bookworm
"Yeah, the Bible, right?" said his Catholic friend
"You got it, brother!" said the Christian bookworm
(The "nuke (in my car)" is the holy book)
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When anyone from the city of New York takes a super dump and stinks up the house so badly that all inhabitants loose consciousness.
Damn son! That fool done let off a New York Nuke and killed us all!
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To buy a small, disposable vape and smoke it empty within the space of a day.
1. “Hey man do you have any of that vape left?”
“Nah, I nuked the douche flute.”
2. “Wow, if you were managed to nuke the douche flute, you may be addicted to vapes!”