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When one lumbersexual loves another lumbersexual they may engage in the act of coitus known as Pine Knotting. Discovered in the small city of Big Bear Lake, where pine branches of various sizes can be found along a two(or more!)-person hike in the woods.
Lumbersexual Bob: "Here's a quiet spot...You down for some pine knotting?"
Lumbersexual Neil: "Yeah! Should we use one of these sticks?"
Lumbersexual Bob: "Sure, or a stick even bigger than that!"
When you have butt sex with a pine tree whilst your mom and dad watch outside of a camp ground
I’m gonna have pine tree butt fuck later wanna come?
A sportsman who is consistently on the bench due to poor performance.
Yeah he was decent last season, but he's become a bit of a pine veteran this year.
Pine tree jr fucking high is one of the most headass school in the world nobody is good every one is bad walk by someone and you smell weed or cancer sticks aka cigarettes with a ratio of 95% bloods and 3% crops and 2% other don’t come to this school you will be made fun of if you aren’t wearing the right colors aka red don’t wear blue cryps wack asf
Pine tree jr fucking high the school where everyone thinks there hard with a 95% bloods and 5% wannabe ass cryps and hella fake hoes and ask any bitch for nudes you’ll get them trust me and don’t get me started on everyone who always tryna fight when they get home they some good kids no cussing no nothing
may god help you all at pine tree jr high
Out of all other high schools, you chose the shittiest one. First of all, if you want to do football, basketball, baseball, or any sport. Know that all coaches have complete bias on who they want on their team. Especially baseball, when parents PAID the coach for their kids to be on the team. So to put this simply, don’t play Pine Creek sports.
Education really isn’t that great either, unless if you have a great teacher. A lot of kids vape in the bathrooms, and now thanks to them, we have a fucking e-hall pass. And to put it all in one sentence, Pine Creek is full of untalented rich kids and pick-me white girls. Have fun.
John: Yo Jackson, what school do you go to?
Jackson: Pine Creek.
John: Wow, what a shitty school