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From Association Football; a weakly shot ball that manages to find its way into the net due to goal tender inattention or error.
See also seeing eye single
"The Yanks managed a tie England thanks to a seeing eye goal off Green in 2010
Trolling for a sexual partner to penetrate, no orifice is off limits.
The young electrician went to the LGBT bar with a hole goal.
When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.
Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!
Quite literally a couple that just say ooga booga and booba to eachother and love each eachother more than anything
"Ayo what the fuck are Aliyah and Alex doing"
"They're saying dumb shit gibberish to eachother, they are literally Couple Goals ♡"
Insta @shreyaxcarmen
People who are the baddest bitches aquarius and scorpio both badasses and secretly warm on the unside when around eachother.
Omg they such bff goals, yasss bitches
An excuse to make you or a group of people feel better about loosing
Joe: that was such a Fluke Goal
John: init
Me: bs