It’s like a wall scraper but sideways. Used for scraping the floor.
Adam: Hey have you seen my floor scraper?
Jacob: No, I haven’t. Just use the wall scraper and turn it sideways.
A callout made to ask your friends what floor they are on the High Hotel.
Floor Check!
"I'm about at floor 5"
"Honestly, I only feel about the 2nd or 3rd"
"Bro, really? Dude, I'm on the 10th floor"
When the floor is the most comfortable seat in the area
"you can sit on the bed"
"nah the floor is a vibe"
Someone who is always on a floor. They perfer to sleep on the floor than in a bed. If they can be on the floor, they most likely will be on the floor.
"God look at Isaac. He's on the floor again even though there's a chair right there. What a floor whore!"
When a females breasts are sagging paat the kneecaps
can you clean your floor tits before i suck them please elizabeth
A turd you find staring at you on the floor of a public restroom. It's usually best to try and find a different restroom after seeing a floor turd, as the floor shitter responsible was likely trying to warn you that the restroom is very disgusting. Ironically, they only add to the problem.
Bob: So I went to use the toilet at the local Pizza Hut, and there it was. A floor turd smiling at me. That was what made me end up using the toilet in the Burger King across the street.
The act of becoming so intoxicated that you take a shit on your own floor.
Man, Brogan was so shit-floored last night. His room smells terrible.