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connor donahue likes to have organized cock fights for his guilty pleasure (without chickens)
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A form of fighting in which each fighter places their hands behind their back and fights only with their head. Raptor fighting is traditionally fought in "packs" meaning teams of three on three. A "bash" is the term used for a strike with the head. Fighting is over when all three members of a pack are unconscious or when a member of a pack forfeits. Raptor fighting often occurs in unsanctioned one on one street fights as well.
"Yo this kid was talking shit so we started raptor fighting. We fought for like ten minutes, he was pretty good but when he tried to bash me I ducked and he knocked himself out on a chair"
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When you like get a erection and your friend gets a erection, you hold them at the base and you slap the heads together.
"Hey Shawn you wanna play sword fighting?"
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A large, clunky hunk of plastic that "professional" fighting game players use in order to make themselves look cool to the fighting game community, but like a huge faggot to everyone else because he's handling a stick with one entire fucking hand with no shoulder buttons.
Supposedly it makes you better at fighting games, but this is actually 100% genuine bullshit. Professionals get paid to play with them so that dumbasses will waste money on them THINKING that they'll get better, and then the professionals, manufacturers and retailers all get money from someone else's stupidity and laugh as newbies struggle to handle their oversized plastic sticks.
Joe: Hey man, did you see Seth Killian advertising that new Street Fighter fight stick?
Bob: No, and I really don't give a shit.
Joe: Well its gonna make me better at Street Fighter, I'm going to go spend $120 on it.
Bob: Whatever man, I'm going to the brothel and getting laid for $120.
(6 hours later)
Joe: DUDE!
Bob: Let me guess, your stick made you a million times better or something.
Joe: NO MAN I'VE BEEN PRACTICING FOR HOURS AND I CAN'T DO ANY COMBOS AND I SUCK AT IT BECAUSE IT'S A USELESS PIECE OF GARBAGE!
Bob: Dude, chill the fuck out.
Joe: I wasted my money... I could have gotten laid.
Bob: Sucks to be you.
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A fight in which poop is thrown
Let's have a poop fight!
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The inspiration for the website cakefarts: Brad Pitt's banter on the merits of breaking wind in a meringue in the movie is widely recognized worldwide as setting a trend among his cohorts of female fans.
The enormous popularity of Fight Club at the box offices can be attributed to the fact that dozens of Brad Pitt female fans decided to test for themselves what it's like to pass gas in pastries, setting the stage for the viral shock video "cake farts".
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When mean looks are not enough, hipsters engage in verbal fights, trying to make the other person feel stupid. The most common hipster fight is when someone cuts in front of a hipster at a concert.
I saw this awesome hipster fight at the Wilco show when these girls pushed their way to the front row.
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