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When you hear something that is so profound, brilliant, or novel, that it blows your mind.
Guy 1: "... and thats how the theory of evolution works."
Guy 2: "Holy shit man, I think I just had an intellectual orgasm"
Teacher: "So I was reading through these economics tests last night when I came across Sam's example of a vineyard as one of the best positive externalities. It was so brilliant I had an intellectual orgasm."
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A jolt sensation caused by involuntary contractions of the muscles centered at the genitals that consume your entire body after holding pee for an extreme duration of time and then finally releasing it.
Just got back from the restroom and I have to say that that pee orgasm so caught me off guard that I found myself nearly banging my head into the wall in a relaxed state of complete gratification.
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Contrary to popular belief, it indeed DOES exist. Most women are fully capable of having orgasms if they "train" themselves to do so. Female porn-stars are mostly highly-orgasmic women because they've trained themselves to have orgasms. Most guys suck at sex and won't admit it because more than likely they have never been able to bring a woman to orgasm. Ladies, there is hope...but it comes with batteries.
Why males can't bring females to orgasm:
1) It takes more than 3 minutes for a woman to orgasm
2) They can't find the clitoris (VERY crucial)
3) Their dicks never stay hard long enough
4) They can't find the g-spot
5) They don't or suck at eating pussy
6) They're stingy with the foreplay (15 minutes or less is STINGY and also VERY crucial)
Why some females still don't have orgasms:
1) They don't have a vibrator
2) They don't (or are too afraid to) explore their own bodies
3) They're not lesbians
Signs a woman IS having/or has HAD an orgasm:
1) Incoherent speech
2) Shaking legs
3) Flushed chest & face
4) "Squirting"
5) Lip-biting
6) Falls asleep right after sex
Signs a woman is FAKING/or did NOT have an orgasm:
1) "OH YEAH, FUCK ME!! OH YOU'RE SO GOOD, YOU'RE THE BEST!"
2) Cracks open a book right after sex
3) Bored expression or exaggerated facial expressions
4) Not moving or saying anything
5) Relieved expression when the sex is over
There you have it guys AND girls. The female orgasm DOES exist.
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Masturbating on a lonely night. You want to get some, but you can't, so you settle for an Orgasmic Night alone.
Zoey was lonely, so she ended up having an orgasmic night.
Adrian wanted to get some, but couldn't so he settled for an orgasmic night.
when the money just keep comin (non-stop)
You wait for a pay check, my money orgasms
A term used to describe the feeling a rapper gets when they are writing a rap and a bunch of rhymes start flowing in their head. The complete opposite of writer's block.
Lil Wayne: Man this shit hard brah let's smoke some weed I got writer's block.
Eminem: No wait I just got hella rhymes start flowing in my mind I got a Rhyming Orgasm.
A nostalgic orgasm, fundamentally is when an individual is confronted with a bunch of items of various types (videos, video games, music, people, etc.) that all elicit nostalgia/a "sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past" (thanks Google for that) in that person (because all of these things are somehow connected to whatever that individual has experienced in the past) on a correspondingly (if not better so or less so) huge/tremendous/big/overwhelming/etc. scale, such that it resembles the overwhelmingly blissful feeling that you get when you orgasm/take drugs (which give you the feeling of many orgasms), except this particular brand of orgasm is not from sex or masturbating; it is caused by nostalgia. In simpler terms, this "nostalgic orgasm" feels like an orgasm that is caused by nostalgia on an overwhelming scale, so it is kind of different from an actual one but is fundamentally the same in that both give extreme amounts of pleasure (though they are different in their style of giving the pleasure, kind of like how Arabs and Americans are fundamentally the same in that they both are human beings who eat food, drink water, etc. but may do so in their own distinct styles).
Jeff opened up Google Chrome, went on YouTube, and then proceeded to open up a lot of tabs, on each a video containing something that he recognizes from his past, thus eliciting nostalgia in him, but on a huge, overwhelming scale, in turn causing him to have what Urban-Dictionary expert CreeperDude567 calls a "nostalgic orgasm."