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When you get so hot and bothered that you cream your pants, son.
I'm sitting here watching my friend Matt cook dinner with a large oyster in my shorts.
A pink vagina.
Vivian sure loved getting her pink oyster eaten by her new girlfriend Maddy.
The Mississippi oyster is a big phat raw horse pussy with a side of tabasco sauce.
You got a camel toe like a Mississippi oyster
A semen oyster is a disgusting lolcow who just sits in his room and masturbates all day. He doesn't move like an oyster and there is semen all over his room, hence the name semen oyster. He can be milked for his lolcow pearls and is more often than not a tranny.
All that pedophile does is masturbate in his room all day! He's a fucking disgusting semen oyster!
A fresh, not frozen, cat turd, battered and deep fried.
Can I get a basket of wheatland oysters and an order of fries please?
Sticking 11 oysters up your grandma and sucking out 12 !
I visited grandma today and scored my self a lucky oyster.