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the funniest, sexiest man alive. A boy at heart, though he tries to hide it. Cute and sassy all at once! Always the center of attention; as it is well deserved. Sporty, classy, funny, smart, affectionate - all appealing traits put together in one lovable person. The best boyfriend in the world; and the best friend you could ever have.
x3 The love of my life.
"I have a Phil and you don't!" grace boasts.
love my phil
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son of a bitch
well thats about it
hey did you hear what that guy did earlier?" "yea he's a real Dr. Phill"(son of a bitch)
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(n.) a formidable fat-roll situated on the back of one's neck, reminiscent of the one that Uncle Phil had on the TV series, Fresh Prince of Bellaire. Easiest to identify when the possessor of the uncle phil has a shaven head or is bald.
I'm not too photogenic in this facebook pic.
--No, it's just not very flattering to see your head from behind-what with the uncle phil you have going on and everything.
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Verb: to be a pain in the ass; to try and council people about issues you don't know about.
quit Dr. Phil'in me you ho'. I know more than you'll ever know!
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A terrible football player for Manchester United, he is a defender who cant defend.
Wife; Did you bring condoms
Me; No but Phil Jones will protect us
*wife becomes pregnant*
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Lead singer of legendary heavy metal band "Pantera". Known for his incredibly powerful voice. Was a great front man until he became an egotistical dick head and formed like 50 thousand "side projects" none of which are half as good as Pantera. Was once looked upon as one of the gods of metal, now everyone thinks hes a moron. Lost many Canadian fans after calling them "Tree hugging faggots".
All along everyone thought that Phil Anselmo was Pantera, turned out it was just those crazy Abbott brothers. Dimebag and Vinnie Paul are Pantera. Phil is just a bitch.
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