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To shoot jizz in the back of someone's throat.
"Hey man did you see jess earlier"
"Nah but I was over at her house yesterday painting tonsils"
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In construction work an ass painting is used as an initiation type ritual or right of passage for one seeking to learn the trades.
1st yr apprentice: "I told my journeyman my favorite color was red not knowing I was getting an ass painting... so needless to say i went around looking like a fuckin babboon for a week.
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male sexual 'air-brushing', ejaculation on a chosen (or not!) surface. (or: paint HER/HIM up)
eyeballing the jenkins babe, zack was possessed with an overwhelming desire to paint up 'prime parts'.
after a simple and seemingly innocent conversation, i left dreaming of the day i could paint her up!
jane encouraged big bull to paint up prime parts
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Taint Painting is a homosexual sex act. After anal penetration and/or ejaculation, the dominant partner removes his soiled penis and wipes the excremement/cum onto his partners taint (the area between the testicles and anus).
Did you see my latest taint painting? I hung it at Jonathan's.
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when a male ejaculates on a womans breasts and then proceeds to spread his cum all over with his cock
"After I came on her tits, She let me 'paint the fence'."
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An awesome song by The Rolling Stones.
Unfortunately, it was put on Guitar Hero 3, and now a whole bunch of idiots are running around in Rolling Stones T's calling themselves fans because of one song.
Person 1: OMGzzz! i LIKE l0v3 PAINT IT BLACK by The Rolling Stones! its SO EMO!!!!!!one Teyre mah fav band EVAR!!!!!!!1
Person 2: Is Paint It, Black the only song you know by them?
Person 1: Uv CORSE not! i also knw... um...
Person 2: Yes?
Person 1: um,,,
Person 2: Exactly.
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Hey Buddy, I'm gonna be spray painting in the bathroom. You might wanna stay outta there for a while.
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