Paper Money

Currently, the most widely used form of currency. It is utterly useless and fraudulent and the main source of all evil, corruption, terror and distress in the form of inevitable inflation. It only has value because the government tell us it does, but throughout history, the sham of paper money backed by nothing slowly reveals itself to the people. All paper currencies become valued at zero at one point in history. The US dollar is next. You can thank your good friend Obama, Bernanke and the federal reserve for the acceleration of this process.

Friend 1 - "Hey I just got $1000 and Im going to put it in my bank account so I can save money"
Friend 2 - "Hey too bad that that money is soon to be useless. You should buy gold, silver, palladium or any other actual asset to protect against inflation"
Friend 1 - "CONSPIRACY THOERIST!!! PAPER MONEY IS NEVER GOING TO BE USELESS AND IS NOT A FRAUD THE GOVERNMENT TOLD ME SO!"
Friend 2 - "Im just trying to help you out so you dont get screwed over when hyperinflation hits"

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paper pussy

To be fake

Shut Ur paper pussy ass up

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paper doll

really cool cut outs with little tabs you must be careful with in order to be able to put the clothes on the dolls
usually the clothes have stripes or flowers

i got a new set of paper dolls/
lets cut!

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Sex Paper

Toilet paper used to wipe the semen off of you and/or your partner's genitals after (1) sexual intercourse or (2) masturbation.

You better not be taking a shit in there, i'll be needing some sex paper later!

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toilet paper

The person who made that image is right on. I don't know who the crud wants to reach under the roll to get paper, or unwrap it backwards over the roll, but rational people just don't put TP on the stick with it hangin' on the inside.

Jimbo put the toilet paper on backwards. "Jimbo, you are an idiot. I had to stinkin' reach under the roll. Let me recommend a good psychotherapist."

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shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.

Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.

paper saddle

The protective layer of toilet paper you encircle the toilet seat in any unsavory bogs

males saddles: have an additional layer at the front that protects old john boy from making any contact with the rim

make sure you use a paper saddle those toilets are shitsville !