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When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.
"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"
"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"
If a streamer says don't be a dick rider and disagree with me when i'm wrong, and the chat disagrees that they should disagree with you therefor "The Dick Rider Paradox"
Chat don't be a dick rider and disagree with me when i'm wrong, and the chat disagrees that they should disagree therefor they actually do what they disagree and make The Dick Rider Paradox
The Dick Pic Pardox is when two men want to send dick pictures to each other but cannot until they are hard otherwise it is small. In order for this to happen they must see a penis, but they cannot see a penis because they have not gotten the dick picture.
Person 1: Hey bro wanna send me a dick pic
Person 2: Sure, if you’ll send yours
Person 1: I can’t though, I’m not hard
Person 2: I guess we’re stuck in the Dick Pic Paradox
The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.
Yooo why is Megaminds head so huge bro?
Haven’t you heard of the Creatine-Megamind Paradox dude!?!
The urge that many athletes feel to quit their careers and become rappers, and vice versa.
Drake wants to play for the Raptors so bad… he’s proof that the Bobby Feeno Paradox is real.
An instance in the game Rainbow Six Siege in which you play well against people of your rank but then proceed to get shit on by players far below your rank.
Hey Jayden, no one can figure out why the R6 Ranked Paradox always stays true no matter what rank.
The Kato Balance Paradox: A female companion must be smart and attractive and rank at least a 6 on the patented “thiccness” scale. Such a balance is so rare that it seems almost paradoxical. The alternative male type is much more easily satisfied (hot, rich, nba) giving a gay tinge.
Man that kid seems kinda gay. He’s always fantasizing about Paul George?
No, he’s just suffering from the Kato Balance Paradox.
True. And Paul George is kinda cute.
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