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past present tense

The proper form of a verb that is both in the past and present.
Though largely unknown, this tense is good english, as recognized
by the ISO (International Standards Organization)

1. The morbidly obese man "plupped" onto the couch, seductively "slupping" from his Big Gulp cup.

2. The adolescent boy metaphorically "jerzzed" at the thought of the next Star Wars film.

All completely legal usage of past present tense.

by evilbetty June 12, 2013

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cut and paste politics

Is when a person/blogger cuts and paste others work to express a point. Instead of telling how they feel or think, they find somebody elses work that they think would be the best counterpoint to the others persons argument. Used most notably by "Hermit" on the Led Zeppelin forum to bash President Bush and any other people who he doesn't agree with.

Jesus Christ, I just asked him what he felt about the Iraq war, and he does cut and paste politics.

by James Patrick Page March 29, 2008

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For the past...12 years

A meme from a drag queen named Jasmine Masters. When describing something you havenโ€™t done or had for a while you use this phrase. It can also be used when someone keeps doing something.

โ€œYouโ€™ve been singing that same song for the past...12 years!!โ€

by SekcB March 25, 2020

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butt paste

when a young man about 8 gets head and nutts and farts at the same time

dude i just gave that bitch some nasty butt paste

by Mr. Smokes Cock May 11, 2004

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half past five

In Russia this term describes a weak erection.

- Mary, will you go on a date with Pyotr?
- Nah, he has a half past five in the pants.

by TurboSwine August 10, 2018

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


copy paste victim

A victim of a widely-spread error: A computer user intends to use an original document as a template, copies it into the Windows clipboard, pastes it into a new document and does the changes. The user, however, does the changes in such a sloven way that the new text still contains numerous elements of the original one, and therefore blurring the intended meaning of the new text. The unmodified elements however should have been changed in order to make the text internally consistent. Copy paste victims often work under a strong pressure of time and can be found in all social classes.

Boss: Please prepare the shareholders meeting minutes. I need them today.
Secretary: All right, boss. Can I use the last meeting's minutes as a template?
Boss: Sure. Just make sure, that you got everything.
<Secretary proceeds as described above: Exampe - Original: "The meeting was held on May 10, 2004."
Copy: "The meeting was held on April 27, 2004(!).">
...
Secretary: OK, boss. I have prepared the minutes for you. Here they are.
Boss <after a brief study, with a worrying facial expression>: Oh, no, you copy paste victim! You forgot to change the year. The meeting was held on April 27, this year and not last year *grumble*.

by Ava May 10, 2005

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Google Copy Paste

The act of extracting information from Google for the reason of telling it to someone.

Note: Usually written as GCP

Bob: Whos the president of blahblahland
*Bill searches google.com, copies anwser into clipboard, then pastes it*
Bill: It's Mark Larryson
Bob: Thanks, how did you know that?
Bill: Google Copy Paste :D

by Joshtek July 1, 2003

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