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Prank played on an intoxicated friend by which you spackle their hairy crack with peanut butter.
Damien came home in drunken stupor, chowed down on some peanut butter & jelly sandwiches then passed out. Afterwards, Jeff shoved the peanut butter knife down the crack of his hairy ass, giving him a Peanut Butter Wolf.
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when ones head is inserted into womans vagina while she is suffering from a yeast infection. yours ears will resemble bread (due to the califlower effect) and your head will be covered in butter.
"i just got a peanut butter sandwich from my wife."
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After you do a chick in the butt, she craps it out all nutty and covered in sperm. It looks like peanut butter and gravy.
After me and my girl had fun, she had some peanut butter and gravy.
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someone who LOVES peanut butter and anything to do with nuts (: like taylor jean palmer. krizan and taylor have a lot of history with peanut butter. especially when their sleeping :D where ever theres peanut butter you know taylors close!
hayley: KRIZANS HERE! RICHELLE DO YOU HAVE ANY PEANUT BUTTER?
richelle: HAHAHA YEAH! in the cupboard.
hayley: here taylor, and the basements empty :D
krizan: OMG that didnt even happen it was james chambers!
hayley: its okay krizan we all know you and taylor are "peanut butter lovers."
taylor: OMG IM GONNA RAPE YOU WITH PEANUT BUTTER. (i may finger your butt hole.)
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When you cum on someones face and then hit them in the nose until it bleeds. Then smear it all up with your dick, just like a nice peanut butter and jelly sangwich.
After that bastard nutted on my face he hit me and broke my nose. Then he smeared it with his dick. I looked like a muthafuckin peanut butter and jelly sangwich!
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Someone does peanut butter and jelly needs their dung tongue sliced off along with their head.
I was quite disgusted when I heard about how some cuntheads make peanut butter and jelly. Then I remembered some shitheads will do anything.
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Some fagget ass nigga that cant roll a spliff for his soul
Trenton a peanut butter smuggler
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