pedro simões

Total scrub, has the skinniest dick, sweats like a river in bed and is rejected by every girl he sees, sucks at anything he does and is very dumb

"Pedro Simões is a skinny penis"

Pedro Henrique F

A boy who is laughing his ass off by searching for his definition and finding this.
LY, S

Pedro Henrique F. is laughing his ass off.

El Pedro

He is not a man. He is a lifestyle. Professional botanist and a maffia boss. Never mess with a lifestyle.

You: Did you met El Pedro?

Me: No, you must be like him if you want to see him.