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Phil Pens-noun- Exorbitantly overpriced desk set pens with no purpose but to be flashy. Will lead to your termination if purchased on the company dime. Will then be used by your predecessors to clean out marijuana pipes and stir alcoholic beverages until they too are terminated. The cycle continues on from there.
A- Hey, pack me a bowl before I get on cam.
B- Okay let me find that paperclip I was using earlier.
A- Why? There's some Phil Pens right here.
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An object distributed by departments of health nation-wide to promote those who have been raped to call the phone number distinctly labeled on the pen.
They have also become a rare fad in schools. When a rape pen is spotted it is normally followed by someone saying protect against rape!
Please call 1-888-956-RAPE
Omg a rape pen! Protect against rape!
Hey, can I borrow your rape pen?
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A veal fattening pen is a work environment where the employee sits within a cube farm. In addition to the inconvenience of having no privacy in the veal-fattening pen, a whole series of specialized organizational products will now require purchase or you'll have no place to put your gear. i.e. T-pins instead of push-pins and so on. See also: cube farm
It is time to quit your job when the walls come in for your new veal-fattening pen; for by next week you'll be working in a cube farm.
The absolute buttfuck of your tolerance that occurs when you trade out your trusty devils lettuce in favor of the convenience, potency, and sex-appeal of a dab pen. This is mainly due to the fact that the urge to hit a dab pen once it enters your field of view is roughly seven times stronger than the urge to rub your penis to step-sister porn for five hours after a metric fuck-ton of Adderall.
Yoon: Man, after getting this dab pen I can't even feel weed anymore.
Sam: Maybe you should cut back man, you've been hitting that thing (4)24/7.
Yoon: It's aight, I'll just get another one.
Sam: Be careful bro, you'll get cock-blasted by the dab pen effect
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Pen Cap Chew was a song written by Kurt Cobain, in 1987, and recorded on January 23, 1988 ( At Reciprocal Studios {prod by Jack Endino}). The song was only partially recorded due to the fact it had the unfortunate luck of being the last song tracked during the session. Despite this, the song is considered by some fans to be still an excellent song and on par with releases in Bleach, the reason it cold not be added being the aforementioned recording issues.
Official lyrics:
oh lesser God, oh loathe me.
oh lesser God, oh loathe me.
oh lesser God, oh loathe me.
oh lesser God, oh oh.
You get, you get, you get, you get to me,
Holy is the time it's such an easy way to go.
You get, you get, you get, you get to be,
Hide the struggle in the skin under a fingernail.
oh lesser God, oh loathe me, oh lesser God, oh lonely.
oh lesser God, oh loathe me, oh lesser God, YOU'RE LONELY.
Waste your time by saving worthless gullibles,
Kill a politician and then wear his clothes.
This decade is the age of re-hashing,
Protest and then go to jail for tresspassing.
To me it's home... go... home... go...
From Kurt Cobain's Journals, the missing verse can be found which was cut from the recording, and presumably it would have been part of the recording had the band had enough of the reel left.
Can you see the reason for my entropy?
Is there something wrong without society?
Has your concience got to you for building?
Is that you noticing you eat your pens?
Go... home... (x4)
Pen Cap Chew is a Nirvana song.
When you pull your penis out of a woman’s bum hole and there is poo on the end. At this point you use the penis as a pen and the poo as ink. To complete you must draw a penis on the woman’s back.
I was chilling with Aitch and this girl came in. We did some bum stuff and it led to pooi pen peen