when one has very bleedy hemhorroids that it looks like they have a period from their ass
person:Im having bad hemhorroids today.
doctor:oh you must have an ass period.
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the time near a woman's menstrual cycle in which she feels extremely bereft
A: I'm totally crushing on this guy who's so wrong for me.
M: You're just in the hornication period.
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A pair of loose jeans that a female wears when she is on the rag.
"My girlfriend gets angry and bloated when she is on PMS patrol. Her period jeans and negative attitude totally killed my boner."
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When a woman has all the symptoms of her period (bloating, fatigue, mood swings, cravings, cramps) without actually being on her period. Or when she has all the symptoms when shes suppose to be on her period, but her period doesn't show up until two weeks later.
"ugh, my stomach hurts. I feel bloated"
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."
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A drill one can undergo with their pre-teen daughter to prepare for the onset of menses.
I thought my daughter was having her period, so we did a period drill. Turns out she wasn't, but now we know exactly what to do.
Period poverty is the lack of access to: period products, clean and private bathrooms, a safe space, and information and education about your period.
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