Banana phone

The catchiest song... EVER. By Raffi.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring... BANANA PHONE!

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The Phone Moan

while with a partner, one person goes down on the other. The person getting head now has to make a phonecall to a friend and attempt to hold a regular conversation for as long as they can manage. While on the phone, you aren't allowed to lie. The game ends when the person on the other line figures out they're being phone moaned, and only then is the person who made the call allowed to hang up. When found out, you should note the length of the call. The person giving head should be trying to inflict the quickets Phone Moan on their partner, while the person getting head should try to get the longest time that he or she can go for. IT's a battle of wits, self control, and physical stamina. The ultimate sport. The Phone Moan."

"someone phone moaned me the other day and it was AWKWARD."

"I made Jeremy do The Phone Moan yesterday and he only lasted five minutes."

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Phone Boner

The bulge ur cell phone has when its in your pocket no matter what pocket

Can i use ur phone"? "naw i dont have it" "i can see your phone boner

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is that your phone?

A question which may be asked when a man's anatomy is mistaken for a mobile phone which may "poke" someone in the back while dancing

Lucy asked JT "is that your phone?"
He replied, "no, it's in the apartment"

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The Phone Call

When you stick your thumb in her ass and your pinky her vagina.

I gave my girl the phone call last night while Adele was singing in the background.

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Smart Phone

A wireless device that spends most of its time tethered to a charging cable.

Birds ate my Smart Phone battery - you have a spare ipod cable lying around?

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Cell Phone

Objects which are beginning to be given to little girls in 2nd grade who have no place to go thus have no reason to hvae one except to show it off, which pisses me off. They prance around in their little midriff baring shirts trying to be Britney Spears when infact they look like little spoiled riches bitch sluts, whose parents have no idea what the word Discipline and hard-work mean.

Little Girl: Like OMG Stacy, my Mom bought me the coolest cell phone

Stacy: OMG we can use it when we drive our barbie jeeps around the block.

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