A hand job with all your rings on.
Honey, I appreciate that you love your engagement ring, but this pirate job is leaving my little sailor looking like hamburger.
gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.
eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.
1. Having a buoyant or self-confident air like a pirate.
2. Crisp and dapper in appearance.
3. Self knowing in confidence on the field of battle.
"Andy resembled a jaunty pirate as he entered the office, his appearance was fierce as he exuded nothing but confidence."
When a woman only shows one of their two breasts. A pirates eye-patch is like the woman's bra, covering up one eye.
Person 1: So did you finally see her sweet montezumas?
Person 2: Na man, just a pirate peek, but it was worth seeing the one paw pattie.
A clown pirate is an absolute joke of a human being
My manager Eric is such a clown pirate
The pirates bay is an online file-sharing website. This site is used to download almost every single thing you can imagine, songs, programs, porn the list goes on and on... Many people have tried to site this site down with unsuccessful results. The domain name of the site changes a lot.
person one: Ah man adobe Photoshop is too expensive i cant afford it.
person two: Have you never heard of the pirates bay you can get that shit for free.
1. One who steals pens from friends, family, co-workers, strangers, etc. and leaves little pieces of paper or flags with the Pen Pirate emblem on it.
2. A group of people on facebook that steal pens and leave their mark that post pictures and brag about it.
3. A famous pirate that sails on the boat he calls the Penmanship
AHH, I got hit by the Pen Pirate! They took another pen!