piss kidney

derogatory term that is factual, and is therefore not a derogatory term. As a result, it makes the user seem useless.

Bob: Don't be such a wanker.
Ben (in response): Don't be such a piss kidney.
Bob: What? What kind of insult is that. You idiot.

(The phrase originates from the television show Peep Show, series four).

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piss biscuit

Someone that hang's around like a urinal cake, constantly bitching/complaining about the same thing day after day soon everybody start's to get pissed off just hearing his or her ramblings

..Stop being a Piss Biscuit and get this done.
..Can't you find something else to bitch about ya, Piss Biscuit?
..There he goes again ole' Piss Biscuit is on his "soap box" again

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taking the piss

Making fun of something or someone

Hey, Jim, you're fat.
No, I'm not!
Naw, you're not really fat; I was just taking the piss.

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bust a piss

when the need to urinate is most urgent, and it isnt possible to wait any longer.

yo man, pull over at that gas station, i gotta bust a piss!

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pissing contest

1. A competition in urinating, most likely to see who is able to urinate the farthest or for longest time. Mostly done between males, although I'm not ruling out the female possibility.

2. An argument where each participant is merely attempting to out-do the other one, not for the sake of the truth coming out, but simply to win. (see pure heavy metal fans of any type of metal, the most uppity in the world.)

3. Two or more parties simply attempting to out-do one another, not for the sake of truly believing in their cause, but just to win in order to gain some kind of power, honour, or reward of some kind. (see politics, particularly Australian politics; see also university philosophy students if there is such a definition)


For good examples of #2 and #3, try Linkin Park, Metallica, Blink 182, George W. Bush, America, John Kerry, Religion, Football, Britain, Airsoft, Paintball, Punk, Skater, Goth, Rap and Ska

Okay, it's not about what you reckon anymore, it's just become a pissing contest. Want us to get out the measuring tape?

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Piss Horn

A semi erect penis , usually shows itself in the morning , when you first wake up. Often makes it difficult to urinate as your aim is slightly off and youre half asleep.

Shit man , just pissed all over the floor coz of this fucking pisshorn!

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piss away

To consume, spend, or employ wastefully; metaphorically: if you drink too much you will evacuate the excess in your urine.

The danger of civilization, of course, is that you will piss away your life on nonsense. - Jared Schmitz

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