When two people poke each other on Facebook. The winner is decided when the opponent fails to return the poke within one day.
Ian thinks he will win this poke war, but little does he know that Alex is a pro. FBGM.
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The act of jizzing on your little princess's asshole, then using your jizz as lube to stick your dick in her ass.
I was fucking her from behind and I pulled out and gave her a snow poke!
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Pocking someone with their penis
Josiah really likes to be pickle poked when he’s talking to his Roblox girlfriends…
When you’re pooping and toilet water splashes onto your butthole.
Me: omg I just got poseidon poked!!
Friend in the stall next to me: That’s crazy bro!!
A soft poke is an insult towards someone meaning they are bad at having sex. Lousy in the sack, a bad lay.
To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.
Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!
Phrase to define when a colleague is having sexual relations with a peer or their manager. Often used on work instant message systems and social networks to avoid rousing any suspicion, particularly if the person in question is already in a relationship outside of work.
Lewis was poking poking the payroll at the office Christmas party and carried on in the toilets at work the next day