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Sensible guy: Yo, u got to do this homework for tomorrow, ms. Berger is gonna make you do detention
Idiot: meh, i'll do it tomorrow morning
next day
Sensible guy: u haven't done it yet u moron.
Idiot: meh, i'll do it at lunch.
lunch
Sensible guy: BRO WE'VE GOT ENGLISH NEXT AND U HAVEN'T DONE UR HOMEWORK
Idiot: meh, i'll do it in class before she takes in our homework, chill bruh.
Lesson
Sensible guy: Here's my homework miss.
Idiot: Ehhhh....
Ms Berger: detention young procrastinator.
Sensible guy: I told u to not procrastinate.
When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.
I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight
when you procrastinate until the last minute on something, only to find you underestimated the amount of time you needed to get it done, thus being unable to complete it
I got a zero on my science project because I ultra-procrastinated on it
(Noun) The act or process of wasting time or pushing off important things (procrastinating) together with a friend. Should be used when both subjects have things they should be doing instead.
You see those two kids watching YouTube videos in the library? They're engaging in mutual procrastination. They have an exam to study for, but they are wasting each other's time with silly things instead.
the act of putting effort into finding other things to do, rather than doing what it is you should acctually be doing.
Mitch: I really didn't want to do my homework, but I couldn't find anything else to do, so I went and got my nipple pierced.
Frank: just to get out of doing your homework? you were actively procrastinating!
When you're getting ready to leave the house and someone is taking too long getting ready so you engage in a time consuming activity until the other person is done getting ready. But when the person is done, you're still busy with your activity so they start doing something else as well. And when you finish, they're still busy... and it goes on and on. You're usually habitually late.. to everything.
Katie: "Hey, are you guys on your way yet?"
Amanda: "No, Ryan and I are still stuck in procrastination overlap."
When you are dreading and worrying about doing something so much you do it earlier than intended.
"Did you do your homework last night"
"Yeah, I was gonna wait till 8 but I anti-procrastinated and did it at 7"