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Productivity is a never ending cycle. You can never be productive enough.
So what if instead of us humans getting tired our computers would start saying "Please, I'm tired."?
I wish my productivity was higher but my computer keeps falling asleep every 5 minutes.
Productivity is an endless cycle. You can never be productive enough.
So what if instead of us humans getting tired, our computers would start saying "Please, I'm tired."?
I wish my productivity was higher, but my computer is so tired, it falls asleep every 5 minutes.
What the annoying video professor guy says repeatedly to try to get you to fall for his scam.
So what have you got to lose? Try my product!!
A great handsome man with the biggest schlong known to mankind. This specimen's habitat is located in a 50's nostalgic enviroment with Chuck Berry and Ritchie Valens and Buddy Holly Rockabilly music blasting through his house. A predator to many specimens. On the daily Shinebox Productions likes to spend his time making fine love to young women so much that they end up dying of a heart attack on how great the sexual intercourse was, that sadly is the only sad downside to this great specimen. This specimen is also the owner of the youtube channel called Shinebox Productions who produces badass content all the time, and he also has the power to manipulate people to go home and get their fucking shinebox through the two wiseguy gods Frank Vincent and Joe Pesci.
Becky: Omg Christine died last night!
Sharon: How did she die?
Becky: i live right next to this sexy handsome Smokey guy and i saw them fucking upstairs through the window! With some 50s song lovey doo crap play and i swear, Christine moaned so loud she broke all the windows of the house and the whole neighborhood and she ended up dying! But I do have to say that man is probably Shinebox Productions
Sharon: wow his italian sausage must so good to die for. Tell me more!
Becky: Well anyways after christine died, christine's boyfriend came blasting through the door and caught Shinebox Productions in bed with the dead Christine. Christine's boyfriend had a gun and he aimed it at Shinebox and he was about to pull the trigger till Shinebox said "Go home and get your fuckin shinebox!" and he suddenly turned around and I think he tried to head towards the door, but it was not worth tryin because I saw Shinebox pull out a snub nosed revolver and painted the whole room with his blood! I think after the incident I heard Shinebox say "You Motherfucker You!"
Horrible products stand for laptops which get a hinge problem just after the warranty expires or printers which give out random error messages or want you to buy new ink cartridges
HP makes some really horrible products, the hinge on my HP laptop just broke.
inability to be creative and churn out new material be it a song, story; etc -especially is under contract for "product" by a publisher, etc...
- like writers block but more universal- could sbe applied to any misc. business all of whom deal in "product" or "units"
i've got a deadline and i've got product block
When one, for sexual pleasure, farts inside of the mouth of their tinder date, while not wearing a face mask. This provides the receiver the pleasure of tasting their tinder date's dinner.
Last night, my date real gave me the best Product Team moment. I was really able to taste her dinner.