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The most stupidest idiotic question you could ask someone, because you 1) Asked if you "can" when you just did, 2) because you just asked a question asking if you could ask a question & 3) cause you are stupid
Dude1: Can I ask you a question?
Dude2: Shut your face
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It is a quote by Charles Dickens that is used to reply to a question with an answer best kept untold.
The quote has been shortened to "ask no questions hear no lies" in modern use by people who do not know the origin of the quote.
Professor: How far along are you with that assignment, Peter?
Peter: Ask no questions and you'll be told no lies, Professor.
Professor: Ah, Charles Dickens. Alright then, we'll just forget about the assignment for now. I will not accept any work given to me after the hand-in date, remember that.
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A question used to show how you have no idea what someone is talking about. It comes from Wheel of Fortune when a contestant does not know the correct answer so they say "Can I buy a question mark?" instead of "Can I buy a vowel?"
Teacher: What is a detriment of space reconnaissance?
Student: Can i buy a question mark?
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A term used by someone with the intent to lie.
Guy: Have you cheated?
Girl: ask no questions hear no lies
Guy: wtf, so you have?
Girl: (says nothing)
Girl: I'm not even sorry
Guy: **heart breaks** again
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The essence of the equation. The pertinent point. That which lies at the heart of the matter, adjusted for inflation.
Where the TARP money went is the sixty-four billion dollar question.
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Used in face to face conversations when something really random has been said, instead of '...?'
Kate: So how did getting the abducted by aliens go?
Alana: Dot dot dot question mark.
Kate: I KNEW you loved it too much!
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On March 10th all guys must answer all question they are asked truthfully.
Hey are you cheating on me. Its Guys Answer All Questions Day you have to tell me.
Well fuck.