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Dirt Racing

Spend a lot of money on your race car to win very little

Hey let's go dirt racing to win $100

by Pittsburgh Kid 1 November 29, 2021


Race Report

Self-indulgent wordy twaddle, vaguely related to putting one foot in front of the other (the art of running) for an extended period of time. The key to writing a good Ultramarathon Race Report is in an over dramatisation of actual events & experiences which adds to the mystique of Ultramarathon running to the untrained observer. Extended essay-length accounts of a niche sport (Ultramarathon running) they are usually read only by other Ultramarathoners, running geeks, mental health professionals, the very bored or the author - but mostly just the author.

To put in onto context, it's far easier & fulfilling to run an Ultramarathon than it is to read someones 30,000 word blog on the experience.

Steve's running a 100km Ultramarathon through remote bushland this weekend; I can't wait to read all about it in his race report.

by Lucky Wise Fool June 07, 2020


Banger Racing

The best racing in world very popular in the UK and Netherlands where drivers by any car couple popular cars are:
Astra (mk4 mk5)

Corsa (C or B)

Micra K11

Granada (mk1 mk2 mk3)

Jaguar (XJ XJR XJS X-TYPE S-TYPE)

Fiesta ( mk4 mk5)

Focus (Mk1)

They strip the car inside out leaving just the seat and the steering wheel in and take off the bumpers and radiator out they install a cage or H frame which also holds the fuel tank and battery and put a Water tank in the engine bay and they smash each other up

Friend "wanna go banger racing?"

Me "Fuck yeah"

by Bangerboy113 November 14, 2022


race to the moon

A drinking game played much like wizard stick where the empty beer is taped to the bottom of the next beer until you have formed a staff like beer can structure. The game is finished when it has reached the ceiling. It adds structural support to any room, and can make for a non structurally sound stripper pole.

Derek have you won the race to the moon yet?

Not quite yet I'm almost there.

by K Wess April 14, 2010


boat race

Face (its ryming slang)

Nice legs - shame about the boat

by Giles September 23, 2003


race bender

A white girl who dates or engages in sexual intercourse with black men. Also used but less frequently to in the opposite situation when a white male is dating or having sexual relations with a black woman.

White Girl Nicole: Hey Missy let's go to Ford Heights and get some black cock.

White Girl Missy: Okay Sis, but first let me go through mom's purse and get some money for a couple 40 ouncers. Gee, Nicole maybe we'll get knocked up this time so we can get public aid!

by Andrew January 08, 2004


The Race

Puberty.
If someone has almost finished the race, they have almost finished puberty.
You normally begin the race 11-13 years old.
You can try to slow down the race by shaving etc.

Example of the race:

Dom. Cantwell is running the wrong race

by falseteeth September 26, 2007