Reading Harry Potter

Code phrase for smoking pot. Used when around uptight parents and other authority figures.

Kid #1: Hey man, what are you doing tonight?
Kid #2: Oh I'll be reading Harry Potter.
Kid #1: Niiiice.

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reading my manga

Some fuckin gay site that that i read manga on surprisingly it has a safer comment section than pornhub ngl and lowers my confidence because my peen is only 7 inches these mother fuckers out here wit dicks bigger than my whole arm Jesus Christ

random dude 1: shit how did i get addicted to this shit? reading my manga is the only site i go on at night help me lord

therapist: thats simple your gay

:) why did you search this up

pornhub: ... what is this shit

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reading my mail

Knowing my thoughts and views without being told.

So, do you want to do a three-way?
You've been reading my mail, honey.

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reading high school

A Small School outside of Cincinnati where everyone has sex with their sister, mom, and cousin. The natural culture there is to have double cheeked long cut upper deckers at all times as well as drinking and other red neck activities. There are also many racists and white supremacists ties to the school and it is notorious for throwing around the {N-Word because they can.

I just visited Reading High School and it was a wild ride, I thought that I was in the middle of nowhere.

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read a dictionary

A word used as an excuse of not having a come back, comes from the founder Chris Neal.

e.g. " your a tramp" you say "read a dictionary!"

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disk read error

Common problem most PS2 owners experience sooner or later where the console stops reading disks of certain types or all CDs used in the unit and displays 'Disk Read Error'.
Usually linked to the laser misaligning itself or a dirty lens.

I just got this thing a month ago how can I be getting disk read errors?

this isn't even scratched why's it giving me this crap?

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I read somewhere

Saying "I read somewhere" has now become a phrase which translates to "I saw on Facebook". This is used to show your vast knowledge of current events, but hide the fact that you are addicted to Facebook.

Dan: Hey man I read somewhere that Chris is getting kicked out of school...

Reid: Funny you should mention that cause that was his Facebook status just last night...

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