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real metal

1. Metal with skilled musicians who know their instruments inside-out
2. Metal with real meaning - their songs aren't just random rhyming words put together, but actually tell a nice story or send a message to the listeners
3. Metal with crazy solos (not always required, but it helps display your level of talent - and face it, it's awesome every time)
4. Metal that isn't made just to appeal to the brainless masses, but made because it's what the musicians want to do, and they will display their artistic music to the truly devoted fans.
5. Metal that stays true to its style, no matter what the current trend is (some deviation may be expected, but never go completely overboard or you may not be making metal at all anymore).

Real metal bands: Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Iced Earth, Emperor, Necrophagist, Rhapsody of Fire, Symphony X, Stratovarius, Edguy, Blind Guardian, and much more

by SomeBadJOKE April 16, 2007

92πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


real world

a metaphorical place in which no one lives but yourself. often used as a guilt-inducer by parental units.

In the real world, people have to work for a living.

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

46πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


real family

Real family is the people that you’re there for and are there for you. You love, trust, and care for them as much as they do you. This is not to be confused with blood family, as most of those relations are fake asf. Real family isn’t blood. They’re better.

Mom: where have you been?
Me: I’ve been with my real family, do you have a problem with that? They care about me more than you or anybody else does anyway.

by Juvenile Force December 25, 2017

23πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Real Orgasm

An orgasm that makes the whole body move randomly (involuntary movement)

Damn, Ronnie gave michelle a real orgasm last night. He massaged her whole body, then fingered her. She said it felt real good.

by Allagh April 8, 2010

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


real chop

Meaning for reals, or definitely.

1)Stop acting dumb Dan or I'm going to kick your ass real chop.

2) Hey I'm coming over to your house real chop

3) Dude she really likes you real chop

by Sammy619 March 14, 2007

26πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


real the deal

The opposite of fake the deal. To be honest and not put up a front.

The bitch finally decided to real the deal and confessed to Jimmy that her boobs were fake, but the penis she'd been hiding from him was very real.

by Nick D February 8, 2004

26πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Real World

One of MTVs stupid Reality Shows that is suppose to have the name "Fake World" 100% scripted, 100% stupid and 100% fake. Faker than breast implants. Always having the same stupid ass people that are talentless and lowlives. All they do is cry about their stupid relationships and go to a club and get drunk. Cast members are always the same, 1 black, 1 latino, and the rest white.

The Real World Episode 1:

Typical White guy: Hey
Typical Naive white girl: Hey
Typical White Guy: So what you wanna do after we go to the club and get drunk and act stupid?
Typical Naive white girl: Like lets go to another club and drink and get fucken stupid.
Typical Black guy: Why we always gotta be going to a white club why don't we just stay home and get drunk.

At the end of the show thats the only thing they done....

by A 2 da K February 22, 2007

33πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž