A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected
“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”
“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”
A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected
“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”
“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”
What a person who has never been the passive partner in anal intercourse possesses.
A textbook about preserving one's rectal virginity in prison should be a best seller in Baltimore.
someone who frequently and compulsively makes subtle dirty jokes about common daily occurrences. or a person that takes pride in being a perverted douche canoe while not realizing how deconstructive it is to their social status, eventually becoming a ghost of their former sense of humor who people eventually start to hate.
If that rectal specter makes one more "that's what she said" joke im going to chris brown a bitch
it is where your eyeballs drop down to your asshole and you get a shitty outlook on life.
someone who is negative, optical rectal refractions.
A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.
"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."
This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.
That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.