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The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.
Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.
A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected
“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”
“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”
A rectal wrinkle is a sudden surprise, a complete whirlwind of the unexpected
“That water was so cold that it froze my rectal wrinkle”
“I was so shocked that my rectal wrinkle didn’t move”
What a person who has never been the passive partner in anal intercourse possesses.
A textbook about preserving one's rectal virginity in prison should be a best seller in Baltimore.
A way of saying butt pirate while in the company of those who are against foul language.
"I don't like that guy, he's a rectal privateer."
This is an individual who enjoys the art of ass kissing,ass sucking, brown nosing.
That individual has been in his ass so long as a rectal parasite their DNA's have become one.
When you're having gut distress and want to pass gass ut afraid it'll turn into something more, it becomes a game of rectal Russian roulette.
(See sharting.)
"My stomach hurt so bad I was afraid to fart, it was like a game of rectal russian roulette!"