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Tina knelt before me. Waiting. Excited. Blam-o! Face full of rod worms!
Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.
An award consisting of a lettuce trophy given to internet forum posters for posting complete garbage.
See also ROD, Superbeaner
That guy made no sense! Give him the ROD Award.
A person who accomplishes feats of idiocy with little or no effort. Encounters with people afflicted by this condition may experience brief moments of confusion followed by frustration, culminating in an extended period of laughter. Biologists believe an afflicted human can, at will, deactivate the brain's frontal lobe.
Batman: "Robin, hurry climb up here and help me fight off these goons."
Robin: "Ok Batman...but how do I get up there?"
Batman: "Use the grapple on your utility belt. HURRY!"
Robin: "I decided to leave it at home today. I mean, who knew we would be fighting goons."
Batman: "...You are such a twizzle rod at times."
The name given to a man you can have sex with safely, usually a boyfriend or FWB
Matt is a good guy, he's a Reliable Rod
A large penis.
He gave it to her with his massive minge rod.
A desperate male genetilia which tends be in your vicinity more often than not
He is such a lingering rod that he follows me to yoga classes to get introduced to my girl friends!