My dog barking at the mailman while hes 50 kilometers awaya
Dog:roof
Me:the mailman is near
A roof is a thing that protects jo bidden from getting sniped
Pow
Jo: im alive the roof protect me
A contraction of rip and oof. Can also be written as rooft for extra effect.
Someone says something out of the ordinary or otherwise. One might respond with "roof"
When you take a massive, steaming poop in someone's open sun roof.
"Did you hear? Becky broke up with John, so he gave her a Santa Fe Sun Roof!"
The practice of throwing a handful of stones onto an unsuspecting victims roof causing a cacophonous rattle. A common past-time of many young kiwis with nothing better to do.
Hamish and I were bored so we went roof rattling on old Bill's house, he was pissed off and chased us away with a rake
A rock that lies on the roof.
Damn, that’s a mighty fine roof rock.