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ROSI (R.O.S.I.)

Return On Social Investment

- A ratio which can be approximated by the following formula:

Benevolence or good deeds by others towards you and/or your own positive emotions caused by your positive actions towards others

/ (DIVIDED BY)
your own benevolence/good deeds towards others

- Ideally your personal ROI-ratio should be around 1 or above.
(Love is the only thing that grows, if you spread it, remember=)

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How a person measures/thinks about this ratio will differ widely. A very altruistic person that gives a lot towards others "without the need to get anything back in return" still may get back a lot - simply in the form of positive emotions/feelings/praise, etc.
NOTA BENE:
If your respectful interaction with a person/group results for you in more negative than positive reactions from their part, then cancel contact.
...Dooh: I guess you knew that already, right?

- A"pseudo-sociopsychological" term that I came up with some time ago. Recently someone left my life for all the wrong reasons. My neighourhood seems to go down the drain. And yesterday I gave shelter to a self-proclaimed homeless stranger for one night (in a seperate room:). This Person robbed me. Now it was time to put this down in writing.

to put it in a nutshell:
BE NICE AND GET HAPPY! - BUT KEEP SAFE AND SANE!

Qiu:
Aww, dude - Remember how the ROSI ROSI (R.O.S.I.) with my girlfriend had been getting worse and worse lately? I really tried to fix it. And now she broke up with me and said that I was funny, had a good heart and all... but that she was looking for more security. I don't understand, man!??

Didi: Security my ass!! For some people security is just a euphemism for the dolla! Don't worry - she wasn't that fresh anyway. You'll get better love and ROSI somewhere else!

Qiu: Thanks, man, I love you bro! Time with you is always well invested.

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Calculation example:

A is looking for an affordable flat downtwon. Aunty X of A makes one phone call to an acquaintance she knows, although she knows that person holds a grudge against her because of reason Z. The phone call is therefore difficult, but her niece A gets to see and rent a flat she likes soone thereafter

IN RELATION TO

A had called her aunt several times a week when she was in hospital for cancer treatment and felt sad and lonely.
(NOTA BENE: A had done this at the time without the prospects of getting something in return! Aight?

by shifuQ August 3, 2018


rosie felcher

The act of ejaculating into your partner while she's on her period and then sucking /licking the mixture of blood and semen out of her vagina

Baby I don't mind that you're on your period I'll give you a Rosie Felcher

by Hovisbestofboth November 16, 2015


Everything's Rosie

A CBeebies show about a girl who lives in a big pink dome-like structure which has a helter skelter slide around it. She has a bunch of friends who she likes to hang out with and she has hair which looks like Lil Pump's dreadlocks.

Other characters:

Raggles is a blue talking plushie which is meant to be a rabbit, who has a huge head and sounds like Perfect Peter from Horrid Henry.

Holly is a girl younger than Rosie who has yellow hair tied in pigtails and she wears an enormous bow which she never ever takes off.

Will is literally the Caillou of the show. He is very whiny and bossy, accuses people of things they didn't do, and hurts people's feelings all the time. However what makes him worse than Caillou is that Will never ever gets punished for his actions, and his hair looks like bacon strips.

Bluebird is just as bad as Will. She looks like a knock off of Zazu (if you've watched Disney's The Lion King, you'll know EXACTLY who I'm on about) and she bosses people about, refuses to use manners, physically and emotionally hurts Teal and Manny without getting punished, and acts childish over everything.

Big Bear is a big bear, duh. He wears a big orange jumper all the time and if you look under his sleeves, his hands are actually just floating. Creepy right?

Oakley is an oak tree, except he has a face with prickly eyebrows and a nose which looks like an egg plant was stuck to his face.

Archie is a chameleon and he's like the cutest character ever <3

Person 1: Hey who are your favourite Everything's Rosie characters?

Person 2: Archie's my fav character I only have one favourite :-3

Person 1: And your least favourites?

Person 2: Will and Bluebird. No questions asked.

Person 1: S O Y O U ' V E C H O S E N D E A T H . . .

by ArchieTheChameleonFan July 19, 2024