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An agreement between individuals to not discuss publicly events, conversations, or happenings they have shared in common. Applies to nights out, parties, business meetings, conversations, etc. Can be heard expressed as "What happens here, stays here."
We must keep this discussion between us. I am asking you to apply "The Vegas Rule" on this one. You know... "What happens here, stays here."
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The beerpong rule that states that a person on a losing team who has failed to make a single cup in the course of the game will be seated under the table for the duration of the next game and be referred to as troll for the rest of the night
He better make somethin soon or we're puttin that Troll Rule into effect
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Rule 34p: There is a pony version of it, no exceptions
Used to describe the internet phenomenon of ponifying everything.
Obviously an alternate version of Rule 34 of the internet
Bob: "what the hell, someone drew Conan O'Brien as a pony"
Jane: "haha, rule 34p bro!"
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The Platinum Rule is the rule above the Golden Rule. The golden rule being "love thy neighbor"; the platinum rule is "never ever, ever, ever 'love' thy neighbor" (have sex or intimate relations with them).
The Platinum rule comes from the Bro Code Article 83: A bro shall, at all costs, honor the Platinum Rule: Never, ever, ever ever "love" thy neighbor. In particular, a Bro shall never mix it up romantically with a co-worker.
The 9 Stages of the Platinum rule are: Attraction, Bargaining, Submission, Perks, Tipping Point, Purgatory, Confrontation, Fall Out, and Co-Existance.
Attraction: Getting attracted to the person(s) you see on a daily basis
Bargaining: Saying that all would be alright and the Platinum rule will not apply
Submission: Giving in to the relationship
Perks: Noticing the upsides to the relationship
Tipping Point: When you notice that it won't work out
Purgatory: The never ending suffering that will follow
Confrontation:Ending the relationship
Fall Out: A reaction, a bad one, from the confrontation.
Co-Existance: Learning to live with that person(s)
Such relationships will never work out and will go through all 9 steps if its with someone you see on a daily business.
Anthony: Hey I'm gonna take my doctor out on a date tonight!
David: Don't poop where you eat Anthony.
Anthony: What do you mean?
David: The Platinum Rule.
Anthony: No, this doesn't count.
-A few weeks later-
Anthony: You were right. This relationship was a total failure.
David:The Platinum Rule is proven once again.
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If you pass out with your shoes on, people can safely fuck around with you. If, however, you have the presence of mind to toss off your kicks, it indicates that you know you're going to sleep, rendering you off-limits.
Party foul! Shoes rule. This dude's in socks. We can't get 'im.
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Rule 911 dictates that if you can't beat them, ram any drivable vehicle into their property and destroy it.
George: I cut a flower from my next door neighbours' garden.
Obama: So what?
George: He drove his rideable lawn mower all over my flower bed.
Obama: Yeah rule 911 buddy.
Joe: I asked for a pay rise today.
Jack: Did you get it?
Joe: No but I drove my car through the managers office.
Jack: Good old Rule 911 eh? Can't beat then smash up their property by driving something through it.
Joe: Yeah!
Rule 911 Revenge Payback
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n If it exists, someone is superstitious about it.
Person 1: Hey, it's 2 A.M. and we're college students. Want to go to Waffle House?
Person 2: Can't, sorry. My mom says the Antichrist owns stock in that place, and she threatened to disown me if I ever ate there.
Person 3: Wow. Rule 666, man.
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