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A salt bae is responsible for rubbing, massaging, tenderizing, and seasoning their bae's "meat". A good salt bae takes their bae and the "meat" out for dates and cuddles. Salt baes' are required to maintain the health and happiness of their bae's "meat", no matter how exhausting it may be gettin the "work" all the time.
That's my salt bae; She's my salt bae; Don't make me get my salt bae; I need to schedule an appointment with my salt bae; Does your salt bae accept my insurance?
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a filthy "person" that dresses like a hippie, does many drugs frequently while listening to old hippie music. also has no future, plays no sports(except sometimes hockey), and is obsessed with nature and promoting peace, always a non republican
syn.-hippie
Hey, "Let's cleanse our school of these salt brah shits!"
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Owner of a large quantity of salt, reaching a higher level of saltiness than someone who is just merely "salty."
Observer1: Yo, that kid just got straight up owned for free.
Observer2: Yea man, he's mad salty.
Observer1: Salt mines owner for sure.
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When a guy and a girl are having anal sex on the beach, the guy takes his poopy dick out and covers it in sand. He then proceeds to use the shit/sand mixture as lube.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally pulled a salted lighthouse on this girl the other day.
Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.
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A group of people who are salty at the same time
The social outcasts of Mr. Craig's class became a salt squad when everyone else was being loud and obnoxious.
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anilingus on a sandy beach
Mr. Wong was going to salt the rim of his friend to cap off a terrific evening by the beach.
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The fine art of dumping single serving (and larger quantities) of granular substance over someone's head, preferably unexpecting. Used in a unfriendly greeting, an insult.
I totally salt bathed that douche sitting over there..
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