Shrek Time

Irrelevant yet fun banter with weirdos (friends)

Oh yasss It’s shrek time!!!!!

Shrek Is Love

To Have A Abnormally Shrexual Attraction To Shrek.

Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life I want Shrek in My Bed tonight.

Shrek worshipper

Shrek fans who worship the mighty ogre lord

Shrek worshipper: Shrek isn't funny. Shrek needs to be taken seriously.

Shrek the Third

What?

I have never heard of the movie Shrek the Third. There are only three Shrek movies.

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shrek sperm

when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man

Bethany was so pissed when Enrique came in her nose that she shrek spermed all over him.

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watchin' shrek

A guy code for masturbation.

Guy A - "Hey man how was your weekend?"
Guy B - "Pretty good, parents were gone so I spent it watchin' shrek."
Guy A - "Nice."
Chick - "WHAT DO YOU MEAN WATCHIN SHREK, LOL"
Guys - "dumb bitch."

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Shrek the Third

The worst Shrek movie ever made that turned Shrek into a joke.

Shrek the third ruined Shrek.

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