go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

A shoddy attempt at humor crafted by the Linux community in order to answer back at those who even mildly criticize their half-finished kernel or the "newbies" who are trying to seek help in getting Linux to function properly on their machines. Makes one look stupid when said out loud in a group of people.

Newbie: Can you please help me configure my soundcard and modem? I read the manual, and followed the instructions, but both piece of hardware still refuse to work.
Linux elitist: Go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script, retard.
Newbie: All I did was ask for help, and if this is how you treat those who want to learn about Linux, then you shouldn't be surprised if people go back to using Windows or Mac OS-X.
Linux elitist: Well go back to crashing your Windoze, troll.

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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Somehting that the first posters take FAR too literally. It's a joke you stupid smacktards. Nothing more nothing less.

I got a tiny dick dick but I am a genious because I realized that a shell-script can't replace people, YAY!!!

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go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Some phrase made by a geek who probably had a moment of inspiration while masturbating toTux the Linux penguin mascot.

Geek: I've got an idea! I'll tell the n00bs to go away before I replace them with a simple shell script. That'll teach them. Damn this hand lotion rocks!

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Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus

Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”

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Simple couple onion

A description for someone who thinks they are complicated, but really only has a couple of very basic layers.

Martin was many things. But mostly, he was such a simple couple onion.

The Simple Server

The Simple Server is a place to make friends with two owners, one is Eros who is very hard working and a good person, second is me, Matt who is “The Best Owner”

We should go to The Simple Server and make some friends!

Simple Realistic

Used to call someone irrelevant a no name or a pedophile

Bobby: You simple realistic
Me: :(