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A phrase to use to use in an argument or just in passing conversation, make sure to pronounce the S with extra fizz "SSSSWWEATY MOOK".
Same as saying "shut it you dirty cock".
Can also add "stain" on the end to add extra shazam.
Well........you're a sweaty mook.
Shut it you sweaty mook stain.
Dan - "Seen Monwara Begum today?"
Rob - "Nah"
Dan - "Oh well, that sweaty mook does my nut in anyway".
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When you're in the boys locker room, you catch a sudden whiff of a terrible smell, almost similar to Doritos. Then the first damn word that pops from your mind is Sweat, the second word is Doritos! Sweaty Doritos!
Guy 1: Oh my god, someone in here smells like Sweaty Doritos!
Guy 2: Hey that's racist, just because I'm Mexican and I eat Doritos!
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A fat guy in gym who sucks at every sport but when somebody makes a mistake, can't serve, or doesn't hit the ball properly rolls his eyes and says very loudly in his fat-guy voice, "What was THAT!" or "Why would you just stand there?"
The person most likely to have a ball aimed at his head. Most often raped by his father during early childhood. His mother never loved him. See also plink ball hog
Victoria tries to serve the volleyball, tries her best, and it lands just in front of the net. Bret, who happens to be a Sweaty Shitbag, moans to his boyfriend, Dimitri, also a Sweaty Shitbag, and then they guffaw, miss many more balls, and after class go have sex in the locker room.
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The action of placing one's penis in between the sweaty flab pockets in a woman's stomach, making the shape of a taco. Sometimes the smell of the sweat from the flab will mix with the beaty swollocks, and one might therefore feel a distinctive smell of ass wine hanging in the air.
Me: "Hey man she gave me such a lovely sweaty taco last night."
Rob: "Wow! How did it feel?!"
Me: ''It was a bit like shoving my penis in between two pieces of soggy sweaty bread!"
Rob: "Sweet I might go home and try that with the Mrs."
Me: "Yeah go for it. You should be careful though because sometimes the smell from you ball came mix with the sweat from her flab and the end aroma wont be pleasant."
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When you have fairly sweaty hair in your pubic region, You can trim (if your adventurous you may shave) Your dick hair. This hair is a great topping for Ice Cream, Pizza, Tuna fish, Facial Cum, Shit Porn Aftermath and last but not least, Sammy Blues fireman corn.
Last night i was eating this worst Pizza, So i went in my big bros room and shaved his dick hair, Bon Apetite. A delicious Pizza Sweaty Spaghetti Is delicious
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The type of men that Vince McMahon likes
VINCE MACMAHON LIKES BIG SWEATY MEN, VINCE MACMAHON LIKES BIG SWEATY MEN, VINCE MACMAHON LIKES BIG SWEATY MEN.
A sweaty little Timmy is a kid that plays videogames 24/7. He mostly plays on xbox and his favourite game is fortnite and he mostly uses the soccer skin. A sweaty little Timmy will w key and try so hard to kill you like his life depends on it.
Watch out theres a sweaty little Timmy on you!
Argh, I just got clapped by a sweaty little Timmy!