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A list that guys can keep of girls who are just friends, and who nothing more would ever EVER happen with.
Girls can also have 'safe lists' which would (due to girls infinitely pickier nature!) be a lot longer than those of their man-whore guy mates.
Fiona: hey Chris, whats with you and Kathryn going camping together? Is something going on between you two?
Chris: no way! She's on my safe list.
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safety is your number one priority in life.
you do not want to take risks. ever.
so you wait until your highschool crush enters menopause to have sex with her.
He says her patience is golden. I say she is fucking weird for having safe sex with him.
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Noun, name of the l33test l33tman evar!
I am a fine-looking lady, and would like to get my freak on with The Safe Sephiroth!!
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An adaptation of (hello mate) or (thank you) from up north (Liverpool)
Person 1: Safe kidda?
Person 2: Yeah am fine. or
Person 1: Heres your money
Person 2: Safe kidda.
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Sleep Safe - (The most awkward thing a guy can say to a potential new love interest!)
"Sleep Safe Natalie"
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Short for βThou shalt be at least two meters away from each other in publicβ to minimize the odds of being infected with the coronavirus.
With tens of thousands of diehard Trumpists and hardcore QAnonists in a number of red states selfishly refusing to wear a mask and to practice safe six, is it any surprise that the country has the worldβs highest number of corona fatalities and infections?
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Bug Killers that are very safe for humans and pets.
Safe Bug Killers:
#1) 90+% Isopropyl Alcohol in a spray bottle is great for killing flies that get into the house.
#2) Put flea-bitten pet in empty bathtub. Soak your pet with Hydrogen Peroxide to kill fleas. Let sit for 3 minutes, then shower or bathe pet.
#3) Spray furniture polish on spiders to kill them.
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