someone who typically can NOT hold dares, especially when it comes to profile pictures.
person 1: "hey, truth or dare"
person 2: "dare"
person 1: "I dare you to have a zero two pfp for two weeks"
person 2: "NOOOOOO ONLY ONE HOUR"
person 1: "come on, don't be a sage."
someone who is a stinky poopy diaper baby.
"hey, is that sage?"
"oh yeah, stinky poopy diaper baby."
One of the funniest, prettiest girls ever.A great big sister and role model. You can get into fights but you guys will always make up. Guys will always be all over you. You're very athletic and strong. If you don't have a partner you take advantage of it and rock it! If you have a Sage don't push her away!
Guy;Damn she thwiqqq
Guy 2; Yuh yuh she ah Sage
Guy 1; Shiii
It is the condition of possessing superior wisdom. It is based on sacred, spiritual, mystical knowledge, experiences, myths, traditions, ascesis, rituals, symbols, poetry, intuition and orality.
The sage is one who holds superior knowledge.
(n.) a beautiful woman with an abnormal affinity for citrus, whipped cream, and spice
“We found a Sage in the kitchen with an empty bottle of siracha; she ate all the key lime pies.”
A “sage” is someone who can be very very annoying and simp over guys named Jesus.
Sage: dammm did u see Jesus in his hoe shorts today.
Friend: why are you like this?
A person with a low iq and questionable humor. If you're around them, they're most likely to make jokes about farts and penises. Stay away from them.
Omg sage just texted me haha penis butt this morning and expected me to laugh...and i totally did. Im not proud of it.