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A gift white children give to their parents as a last minute "thoughtful" gift.
It was 4 days to christmas and Sebastian decided to get his mom a salt lamp.
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a filthy "person" that dresses like a hippie, does many drugs frequently while listening to old hippie music. also has no future, plays no sports(except sometimes hockey), and is obsessed with nature and promoting peace, always a non republican
syn.-hippie
Hey, "Let's cleanse our school of these salt brah shits!"
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Owner of a large quantity of salt, reaching a higher level of saltiness than someone who is just merely "salty."
Observer1: Yo, that kid just got straight up owned for free.
Observer2: Yea man, he's mad salty.
Observer1: Salt mines owner for sure.
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When a guy and a girl are having anal sex on the beach, the guy takes his poopy dick out and covers it in sand. He then proceeds to use the shit/sand mixture as lube.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally pulled a salted lighthouse on this girl the other day.
Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.
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A group of people who are salty at the same time
The social outcasts of Mr. Craig's class became a salt squad when everyone else was being loud and obnoxious.
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anilingus on a sandy beach
Mr. Wong was going to salt the rim of his friend to cap off a terrific evening by the beach.
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Getting a gullible person to believe you
I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball
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