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Guy who rapes 5 year olds
Sam raped that guys little sister
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a tall skinny ass bitch who is very hairy
Sam shut the fuck up
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Sam is definitely an amazing boy. A Sam usually has a lot of humor and whit behind his maniacal yet charming smile. He’s easy to get along with and it’s easy for him to keeps a lot of friends just as it is to make them. But most times Sam gets confused about relationships and problems and is very indecisive. He more than likely will pick the easy way out of things. But don’t do that Sam, go with your heart and with your gut. You might just loose the girl you love if you make the wrong chose.
Wow that guy is amazing... he must be a Sam!
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Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.
Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.
Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
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Sam is an annoying show off with brown hair. He thinks he is very cool and he is good at math. He loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns, and wants to be a pretty princess when he grows up. His middle name is Helga.
Sam loves puppies, rainbows, and unicorns.
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A guy who likes to feed the llamas cereal and loves to eat moldy pears. You can identify him by the person standing in the corner talking to himself. His only true friend is the garbage can that he lives in because he was a disappointment to his family. One day, young ol' Sam met a Pepe who slapped him with a wet waffle and Sam said "DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS". Also likes to put the toilet paper under.dicks
whos that guy?
That gay kid? Why thats Sam!
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