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The name given to a backhand slap to the face to shut someone up
1: Backhand Sammy's comin out, I don't want him to, but if u don't shut up...
2: Charlie's gonna get one from Backhand Sammy if he doesn't watch himself
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The SAMMIES (Sacramento Area Music Awards) are designed to recognize emerging and popular Sacramento area bands and solo performers, and to illuminate the region's vibrant music scene.
The SAMMIES Awards Ceremony take place in July each year, include a festival, awards & live performances from some of Sacramento's best local musicians.
A Sammie is the Sacramento Area Music Award.
"Who won the Sammies Award for 2009?"
"I'm not sure if I remember all of em but I think the Readers’ Choice Winners were:
Outstanding Emcee
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Outstanding Hip-hop Producer
Jaesynth
Outstanding Hip-hop/Rap
Righteous Movement
Outstanding Turntablist
DJ Epik
Outstanding Singer-Songwriter
Be Brave Bold Robot
Outstanding Country/Americana/Folk
Light Rail
Outstanding Jazz/Blues/Latin
Ross Hammond
Outstanding Electronica
Tha Fruitbat
Outstanding Experimental
Mom
Outstanding Hard Rock/Metal
Man Automatic
Outstanding Hard Rock/Metal
Prieta
Outstanding Punk/Hardcore
Final Summation
Outstanding Indie
The New Humans
Outstanding Pop
Agent Ribbons
Outstanding Rock
MC Rut
Outstanding Release/Album
MC Rut
Outstanding Reggae/Ska/Funk/Jam
Arden Park Roots
Outstanding Sacramento Band
MC Rut
Outstanding Teen Band
Red Wire Army"
"For somebody who ain't sure, you gotta friggin photographic memory"
"Yeah & I remember what your Mom's fupa looks like too!"
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A derogatory term for kids who aren’t as smart as others, often times people also call them stupid or dumb.
Tom is such a Sammy hamon because he always fails the tests in math
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Noun: "Sammy Patch" or "Patch" A southern slang term for a classic sandwhich or hoagie or hero or meat and bread.
"Yo homie let me get a snibbet off your fresh azz Sammy Patch"
"That looks like a hot patch, I can hold that?"
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First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox
When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust
You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55