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satanic ritual

The act of consuming a large quanity of illegal drugs and drawing a pentagram on the floor of your living room out of ketchup or ash and stabbing a virgin in the face in the center of the pentagram while singing children songs backwards this is usually done at night in the company of stuffed animals and empty boxes the performer must have an erection the entire duration of the ritual to symbolize a "horn" and his closeness to the almighty dark lord. without the erection the entire ritual will fail and he will probably be arrested shortly after.

Person #1: dude i fucked up my satanic ritual

Person #2: i'll pick up some viagra for you

Person #1 thanks man your such a bro

by asshole 74 March 29, 2011

35๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Satan's Butthole

(n) A term used in beer pong when a team makes the center of the triangle resulting in a rather frustrating void in the middle of the target.

chad and jeremey lost the game because their balls repeatedly entered satan's butthole.

by gurrilladunkingonuts July 6, 2009

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


satan's fleshlight

After obtaining a venomous snake (traditionally king cobra), one prys it's jaws open and proceeds to use it as a fleshlight.

"I just did satan's fleshlight. My dick is pumped."

by The dark wizard March 27, 2014

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


666 Satan

an awesome (in my opinion) manga that revolves around Jio Freed and his so-close-to-being girlfriend Ruby Crescent and some random kid he picks up somewhere named Ball. the plot begins when Jio picks up Ruby while checking out some ancient ruins(hes a little kid, bout 9-10 years old at this time, mind you)(Ruby is about 14-15) when suddenly they are attacked by some underlings sent by a guy who claims to be Satan who is trying to get to Ruby because he is looking for o-parts(mythical objects that react when a person uses their soul on them) and she is incredibly good at translating the writing on the ruins. Jio fights him and nearly dies, but reveals himself to be the REAL Satan, or at least the real satan is sealed in his left hand. he then becomes ruby's bodyguard and helps her in HER quest for o-parts. it gets EXTREMELY complicated after that, but its still awesome.

666 Satan is a great manga.

by crazygoose October 22, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Great Satan

A term used by Iranian leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini (1900-1989) to describe the United States, because of US support of Israel and support of Islamic governments, including Iran's former Shah, seen as un-Islamic.

The embarrasing policies of the Bush Administration are making me feel as though we are truly becoming the "Great Satan" after all.

by LudwigVan November 12, 2003

59๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Satan Claws

SATAN (aka "The Devil") CLAWS (verb "to claw"). Add dislexia = SANTA CLAUS.

Satan Claws at your brain every December, trying to make you forget the TRUE meaning of Christmas, ie, THE BIRTH OF CHRIST.

by Rev. Jim Joggers December 24, 2006

67๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


satan piss

The opposite of holy water. Can be used to curse all and any things, such as, but not limited to, your friends, animals, cars, houses, plants, bugs, and most especially, police. To obtain satan piss, one must be in a euphoric state that is beyond all comprehension of outsiders (unless you have achieved euphoric state with friends). Any liquid that you have with you (water, pop, beer, etc...) will have become Satan Piss. Feel free to curse all and anything around you.

After walking about 5 miles, with non-stop hilarity, pranks, and a stop at Taco Bell, these two reached a euphoric state beyond anything that any other person could comprehend.
"Satan piss on all of you!!!" said one to an anthill.
"Satan piss on you biyotch!" said the other to the one.

by *Reuben Bamer* May 21, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž