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When you set your clocks ahead ten minutes to trick yourself into being early for things.
All the clocks in our house observe daylate savings time so that we are not tardy for school.
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One who is celibate intentionally or unintentionally like the famous singer Morrissey who was famously celibate for much of his life.
Are you on the pull tonight? No I'm saving myself for Morrissey
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When a group of intoxicated people pee in unison into a pool, ocean, river, etc.
Sam: Anybody need to save the day?
Chad: Yeah
Daren: Yeah, I'm drunk
Seth: Yeah
Geoff: No, I just peed. dammit
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the motherfucker that will help a hoe...when she in a tight spot
my tire is flat...will u come change it?...will u be my captian save a hoe
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Horrible black-mail to a horrible singer with horrible tweets.
Started with Miley's deleting of her twitter account, really pissed off a lunatic fan. This person threatens to kill/cook/eat her cat if Miley doesn't reinstate her twitter account.
www.mileysavefuzzy.com
it is legal in this person's country to eat their cat (part of their culture?!) and I find it ridiculous that she thinks shes making a statement with this because if its legal, they're just following their culture, not actually making a difference.
Miley Save Fuzzy:
"The other day I asked myself: 'What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?' Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley's tweets for me!"
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When a guy or girl is out at the bars or a large party, and a creeper has attatched themselves with the hopes of getting laid, the guy or girl will give their friends the SAVE ME eyes
"I think we need to save Susan from that creeper dancing with her, she just gave me her save me eyes!"
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A GAME THAT CANT GET ITS FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER BECAUSE THE DEVELOPERS CANT GET THEIR DICKS OUT OF THEIR ASSES
FORTNITE SAVE THE WORLD IS FULL OF BUGS BECAUSE THE DEVELOPERS CANT GET THEIR DICKS OUT OF THEIR ASSES
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