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A legal version of a sweatshop. Difference is, if teachers were given canes today, they would not survive their first use of it. Give a cane to a sweatshop owner, and he will use it to benefit the economy of india/indonesia/pakistan/taiwan etc etc....
"You gonna wag school today and smoke weeeeeed?" "Nah ill smoke it in class. I bet the teacher needs it more than us."
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There are many definitions for 'School' here are afew of the most common.
1) A portal to hell desguised with a friendly atmosphere.
2) A prision where they make us read books with our hands bleeding.
3) A building for pedophiles
In short, School sucks.
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Place where parents send their kids to "learn." In actuality, school is a reason for the kids to leave the house for the parents to have sex without the distraction/intrusion of their kids.
Little Johnny caught his mommy and daddy doing something so they sent Johnny to school.
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A system that scores you based on how much you fail and encourages high pressure competition, segregation, prejudice and non-thinking assumptions upon which are based the (lack of) reasoning for blindly obeying what you're told. this is education? rofl. yeah fucking right. more like A CULT or a CONCENTRATION CAMP!
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A place where you are kept for 18 years where they force you to listen to a person of higher power so the world will never experience another Che Guevara
Guy1: Why do we go to school?
Teacher: SO we dont have another Che Guevara! now pull out ur math books NOW!
Guy2: Che Guevara? who's that
Teacher: someone you will never learn about EVER!
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A place where kids go to learn things that are basically useless to know as an adult :)
Person 1: remember Geometry from back in high school?
person 2: Nope. Don't remember a thing!
person 1: Me neither, gosh it was pointless!!
person 2: riiigghhhttt??!?!?
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A little jail where you lose many precious hours trying to do the work and extra work they give you during and after it gets out.
Man, I have a shitload of homework from going to school!
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