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It’s like when people don’t bother you much and then the holidays come and they’re all up your butt about something.
i’m being seasonally harassed. help please.
When your about to nut fucking a girl and you pull out, crack an egg and let the yolk sit on her asshole, while you nut on top of the yolk, seasoning it.
" omg I'm in a seasoned yolk kinda mood right now boys how about you " nog el nogzy nogonthepan sasine chromosome kick
When one buys different merchandise for each season, so they can show their support all year round. Like a good fan!
When Abby went to see Panic! At the Disco, she bought seasonal merch because she is the super-est fan.
a declaration upon taking something that isn't yours, but not exactly stealing it...
you find a nice pen on the ground and you pick it up and put it in your pocket and say "chump season!"
Putting on a condom immediately prior to having sex.
"Fuck me, baby!"
"Sure thing. beautiful. Let me just season the beef."
Usually around spring and summer, where everyone starts getting super sexual and the libido is high. Rutting season is when everyone is super horny and just trying to get it in with one another.
"All these boys are trying so hard with me, it must be rutting season or something smh"
"I'm getting wet dreams every night, I guess it's my rutting season"
The period between thanksgiving and christmas. This perod is often celebrated by drinking copious ammounts of Eggnog at holiday parties.
I must have gained ten pound pounds last year during nog season.