Seat Buck

When someone gets out of a seat that you want and by the laws of Seat Buck you are allowed to shout "Seat Buck!" and you are allowed to take the seat.

Your friend gets out of a comfortable recliner to pick up something he/she dropped. You yell "Seat Buck!" Which allows you to take his/her seat.

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guilt seat

The seat you finally get on a crowded bus or restaurant waiting area,than a handicapped or old person comes in and you then feel obligated to give that seat up.

Guilt seat

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Seat Logic

The practice of reversing conventional Toilet Seat etiquette for the benefit of the greater good.

There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.

"Wow"! "You should see the state of the toilet, time to implement Seat Logic".

"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!

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deep seated

deep seated: adj. -a severe personal belief felt in the loins, being wholeheartedly convicted of a feeling

It is my deep seated intent to free the beast on my girlfriend later.

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seat 21

a young mans masterbated seamen found most often on a childs school bus

omg me a tobie just saw somebody seat 21
in across the row we were sitting in

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dogturtle seat

An unfavorable position

With an 0-2 count, the batter is in the dogturtle seat.

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seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or cums she is 'seat wetting'.

There's no use getting into heavy petting, because it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

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