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Seat ownership

When you have a specific and favourite seat, and your friend or partner let's someone else sit there instead. Paramount to betrayal as it is YOUR spot. you own that spot.

Person 1: Hey, did you let someone use my seat?
Person 2: Yeah why?
Person 1: That's MY seat. I claimed Seat ownership.
Person 2: You can't own a seat position!
Person 1: Watch me

by chunkyheff January 28, 2022


seat 21

a young mans masterbated seamen found most often on a childs school bus

omg me a tobie just saw somebody seat 21
in across the row we were sitting in

by SEAT 21 January 24, 2022


deep seated

deep seated: adj. -a severe personal belief felt in the loins, being wholeheartedly convicted of a feeling

It is my deep seated intent to free the beast on my girlfriend later.

by baccngravvy May 12, 2018


Seat Logic

The practice of reversing conventional Toilet Seat etiquette for the benefit of the greater good.

There comes a time in a social function that it makes more sense to leave the Toilet Seat in the "Up" position as a default to avoid being pissed on inadvertently. The "Up" position also maximises gravitational clearance of any residual spray that will occur as the function enters the latter stages.

"Wow"! "You should see the state of the toilet, time to implement Seat Logic".

"Make sure to put the seat back Up after you go, and I'd take a towel for this one"!

by Table of Knowledge September 26, 2016


dogturtle seat

An unfavorable position

With an 0-2 count, the batter is in the dogturtle seat.

by MikeyPatriot August 01, 2010


Seat Buck

When someone gets out of a seat that you want and by the laws of Seat Buck you are allowed to shout "Seat Buck!" and you are allowed to take the seat.

Your friend gets out of a comfortable recliner to pick up something he/she dropped. You yell "Seat Buck!" Which allows you to take his/her seat.

by Shan [: February 22, 2009


seat wetting

When a girl becomes wet or 'cums' she it is called 'seat wetting'.

There's no use in heavy petting; it only leads to trouble and seat wetting.

by DDeRo February 19, 2016