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The act of casting spells on somebody using ejaculation from the penis. Often, people dress up as wizards and witches and engage on casting semen spells on each other. The effect of a semen spell to the face can result in blindness/blurred vision, seeing white spots, or having a weird taste in your mouth. If a semen spell is casted upon a female's vagina, this can and will cause pregnancy. BE WARNED: You MUST be experienced before casting semen spells on others, they can be very messy, and dangerous.
Whoa, he just launched some crazy semen spells all over that ho', that's one experienced wizard!
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Semen used as a spice on foodserved in some 24/7 orgies and gay bars ect. it has a sour flavor.
It is often served fresh because it has a tendency to dry and clog up the despencer.
You are usully offered a choice of food made with it or without it.
It is known that semen is rich in vitamins and proteins ect.
Will you have semen spice on that?
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When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.
Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.
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When you nut but miss your target and the nut flies across the room never to be found again, probably consumed by the Semen Demon
I accidentally nutted on my floor and couldn't find it to clean it up. I think the semen demon took it.
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When a guy hasn’t nutted in a while and he starts to not think clearly. He’s possessed by the semen demon.
Chuck though about calling up his hoe x cause he had the semen demon whispering in his ear. After he spanked it though he knew that was a bad choice.
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A Semen Slayer is when a person cuts a slit in their partners ballsack and sucks the semen out of it.
My uncle is a Semen Slayer.
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Simply stated, a stadium filled with semen.
I think we need to erect a new semen stadium downtown.
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