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When a blow job requires teeth that aren't too soft or too hard but just right, the blow job giver removes their real teeth replacing them with confectionery teeth that become semi-hard as the blow job progresses.
Guy 1: Hey that blow job felt great
Guy 2: Probably because of my new semi-hard teeth.
Guy 3: I want to go next.. takes a hammer out and 2 confectionery teeth from a candy bag.. grins
Guy 4: laughs!!!... we don't need a hammer.. slides a teeth buster over his cock and face fucks Guy 3 breaking out all his teeth, before stuffing the confectionery teeth into their bleeding gums.
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noun: A term used for a man who can only orgasm when a gun is held in his mouth.
The next time I date a semi-automatic ejector, remind me to remove the bullets.
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Un-proper use: "A fire truck on fire is Semi-ironic."
Proper use: "Make tolerance intolerant again!"
"It's semi-ironic how he doesn't fit in the door"
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Semi-Anti-Semites are basically conspiracists. While they don´t directly speak out against Jews or the Jewish culture, they bring up a lot of "reasonable" arguments pointing out to Jewish people controlling the world and being the root of all evil. They also have very wild theories about the Holocaust.
Jack : "I´m not saying that all Jews are evil, but ..."
Jill: " So don´t. I don´t want wo listen to your Semi-Anti-Semite bullshit."
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Semi-warm potato is a strange turkish girl. Not hot, not ugly just strange...
Peter: "Irem is kinda weird"
Simon: "did you know she is turkish?"
Phillip: "She is a Semi-warm potato."
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A mom who typically adheres to crunchy mama beliefs but occasionally will use disposable diapers for convince or who may or may not vaccinate
That mom breastfeeds, does baby led weaning, cosleeps, but believes in some vaccinations, she’s a semi crunchy mama
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