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on september 5th it’s national big butt day! so if you were born on this day you have a phat booty
september 5th is your birthday? i should have known by your butt
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National grab you gf thigh/hand day!!!
bf: *grabs thigh
gf: wow! whats this for
bf: september 9th
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The day Jeon Jungkook was born!
Today is a lucky day, (1 September), Jungkook DAY!
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The people born on this day are the best uno players
Linzie: Wow Colton you’re born on September 22
Colton: yeah
Linzie: that must explain why you’re bettter than me at uno
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The day after September 10 and before September 12.
Kid A: "What day is it today?"
Kid B: "Why its September 11 of course."
Kid A: "How peculiar! Time really flies you know."
Kid B: "aye"
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Refers to the fall of 1994, when AOL let the great unwashed onto Usenet for the first time. Prior to 1994 Usenet experienced annual suckage in September when new college kids got Internet access for the first time and broke things. After the dawn of AOL-Usenet interconnectivity the suckage didn't stop until 2005 when AOL revoked Usenet access from its members. Now refers to any situation in which new users flood a community and destroy it.
Q: "Dude, what's up with all these noobs asking dumb questions on Usenet?"
A: "Eternal september, man"
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Thigh day where u have to let ur best guy friend rest his head between ur thighs
Jhonny sit between me because it's September 30 so it's thigh day.
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