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A common side effect of Bronco Vision.
The scarcity of attractive women at Cal Poly Pomona has transcended men to develop Bronco Cock. Having this newly developed power, dudes become extremely horny and end up performing heinous acts that not even your whore of a mother would approve of.
Bitch: Yo you wanna hop on the game?
TopG: Nah, I'll hop yo cock and go 50 shades of bronco on you tonight.
(The women at CPP have cocks)
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50 shades of grey is the gayest book ever created. And is read by millions across the world about 90% who read this book are just doing it for the laughs but the other 10% are weird cat ladies and horny weirdo guys. This book is about sex and nothing but sex, but it isn't as good as it sounds it is really about a creepy couple who are sex addicts..
mark: Hey bill have you read 50 shades of grey?
Bill: No when I'm horny I watch porn...
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A motion you do when someone is SO unbelievably shady, that all you can do is put your arms over your head, like you're a shade tree. You must declare "Shade Tree" while shade tree-ing, so that the person understands how extremely shady they are.
"Dude you're such a shade tree" *Does shade tree motion*
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As a tree throws shade on the grass under it inhibiting its growth, throwing shade on someone is being negative to their idea or attitude.
I don't mean to throw shade on you but you do have other choices to consider.
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When something is so gay (here meaning 'awful') that it cannot be defined in terms of anything other than the most awful thing to happen to literature this century.
Most often applied to books, bookish people or book-related things.
Louise: Did you read that poem Martin sent you?
Una: Yeah, it was 50 shades of gay.
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one of the most badass style of sunglasses there are. uses for dudes include:
1)hiding ur state of stoned or drunk that would normally show in your pupils
2)checkin out chicks without being noticed due to the common mirrored lenses
3)lookin like a pimp in general
dude those aviators pimp shades are filthy
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Consuming a large amount of booze so that it causes the person drinking to place a lamp-shade on top of their head and dance around the room chanting.
Inna had so much Vodka on New Year's she got Lamp -Shade -Drunk and ended up apssing out an hour later on Jenny's Lap.
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