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when some one stabs you with a lighter
A: why is there a burn hole in your shirt?
B: that jackass flame shanked me
A long pole-like instrument used for stabbing, usually crudely formed.
The inmate made a gopher-shank to attempt to stab the guards.
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When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.
I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...
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When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.
Stop being such a Wank Shank!
Stop Wank Shanking me!
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Kicking the ball way over the goal. A soccer term only. Ex. one would say, "That was an air ball!" in basketball. However, in soccer one would say "He shanked that ball!"
He really soccer shanked that ball!
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A middle-aged man who masterbates with a knife while listening to the recorded sound of children screaming.
When the cleaning lady opened the drawer and found a rusted blade and a spooge-stained tape recorder, she knew there was a shank yanker inhabiting the room.
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realy crappy weed that comes in a brick and has seeds in it.
my mom has shank
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